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HI I’M MATT FOLLIOTT AND I’M A COMEDIAN/ACTOR BORN AND RAISED IN TORONTO WHERE I CURRENTLY PERFORM WITH COMEDY GROUPS CHAD MALLETT, PRIDE COPS!, S&P AND K$M. I CAN ALSO BE SEEN REGULARLY ON SHOWS LIKE RAPP BATTLEZZ, BAD DOG THEATER'S FILTHY & CATCH 23. I'VE TRAVELED ALL ACROSS NORTH AMERICA PERFORMING COMEDY IN FESTIVALS LIKE IMPROVAGANZA (EDMONTON, AB) THE VANCOUVER INTERNATIONAL IMPROV FESTIVAL, THE OUT OF BOUNDS COMEDY FESTIVAL (AUSTIN, TX), MPROV (MONTREAL, QB) AND THE DEL CLOSE MARATHON (NEW YORK, NY) JUST TO NAME A FEW AND KEEP THIS BIO MOVING. I’M ALSO AN INSTRUCTOR AT SECOND CITY (TORONTO) AND HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING IN AND VOICING NUMEROUS NATIONAL TV COMMERCIALS.

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Marshmallow Teeth

If you fell asleep and someone replaced your teeth with tiny marshmallows when would you notice? I don’t eat in the morning. I’m not hungry until I've had my first episode of the day. You know what i mean when i say episode. An episode could be a light morning workout like a quick jump on the tramp, short for trampoline, or walking my dog Rachel to the park, short for parking garage where i let her take a shit beside my noisy neighbors SUV, leaving the tiniest morsel of dung behind as I bag it so he suspects i was there. Then i eat. I like a good fluffy pancake or a smoothie with enough Kale to smother a tribe of holistic dread heads. Could i chew with marshmallow teeth? Or would it be like my gums are having a pillow fight with a pillowy pancake. So much pillow talk. I guess my mouth is a Bed, Bath and Beyond at this point and all i want to do is fill my stomach with some delicious sustenance. Who replaced my teeth with tiny white marshmallows? This should have been my first question. I can only imagine it was one of the troubled youth who lives across the street from me in that unruly group home. Could a group home kid sneak into my room at night while i lay in slumber and through the power of dentistry fuse small marshmallows to my jaw? Kids shouldn't be allowed on the internet. There’s too much at stake. The other day i built a fire. My plan was to stick my mouth in the fire and melt the marshmallows right off my gums. Now my marshmallow teeth are a slight golden brown and the kids from the group home lick their lips and stare when i fake smile at them. What am I to do? I woke up this morning and the marshmallows were gone. I had teeth again. Regular bone teeth. I may never find out who replaced my teeth with marshmallows but i can tell you this.... Next time i hope they replace my teeth with mirrors so they can see the monster they've become as they play god with my mouth.

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